01. I Measured Time with Vinyl Tape
02. Why Is Your Fashion Always Symmetrical?
03. At Least Pretend It’s Going Well
04. Here Lies the Art of Making a Mess
05. AM-Only Transfer Device
06. Don’t Call Me During Breakfast
07. Fold Your Laundry Before You Debug
08. Let the AI Do the Handclaps
09. Stairs Gained Four Steps
10. The Manager Faded into the Sunset
11. Your Belly Looks Like a Sine Wave
12. The Vacuum Occasionally Recites Poetry
13. Band Practice Turned Into a Family Meeting
14. Let the Dishwasher Play That Riff for You